Steve

Steve puts his superb vocal sound down to gargling gravel and smoking 80 fags a day.

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Steve uses: a microphone and...er...a light controller - he is the singer after all!

Biff

Hitting the high notes is a speciality for Biff, it's not just his drumming that's tight.

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Biff uses: drums and one of those zingy things that you hear at the end of ballads.

Brian

Brians rhythm guitar chops flow brilliantly when he keeps his strings free of facial hair.

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Brian uses: Boss Phaser, Boss Chorus, Boss Compressor, Boss Echo, Boss Reverb, Dunlop Wa Wa (of course!), Fender Strat (''the old faithful''), Fender Twin Amplifier (''The Twinge''), Pack of bic disposable razors.

Steve

Steve 'anorak' Ferret to his closest friends provides the backbone to the band.

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Steve uses: Rotosound Swing Bass Strings ·105" - ·45", Favourite Bass - 1970 Fender Jazz Deluxe, Back up Bass - 1960 Fender Precision, Amp - Ampeg SVT-CL Head Unit with Ampeg SVT-810E 8x10 Cab.
Ferret Armoured car manual, Boss Chorus Pedal, Boss Compressor Pedal, Boss Phaser, Boss Tuner, Clip on Beer Holder, Clip on music stand, Red Flares (Flare must be bigger than the waist), Extra Strong rubber band for the high notes.
Medical History: Charisma bypass operation - 1977, Largo Suction - ongoing.

Ray

Another arm wouldn't go amiss for Ray to fill in the gaps where the orchestra comes in.

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Ray uses: Roland JV-90 with Vintage Synth Expansion, Yamaha CS2X, Korg Triton LE, Behringer Eurorack MX802A Mixer, Roland KC-350 backline monitor, Sooty's disco unit, Percy Prior Music Stand, Percy Prior Beer Glass Holder.